July 15th, 2011

The Strangest Freelance Job I've Ever Seen

I have no words.

UPDATE: Dude has put up an updated post where he clarifies that he is willing to pay "In the mid four figures per meal" for this service and that he's a part owner of the Vancouver Canucks!

UPDATE #2: Rome Girl is currently sending him her resume with a cover letter saying that while she does not live in Canada if he is ever visiting France she would be happy to do the job while he is here in any French city for his quoted salary.

Dear Neighbors

I am totally fine with you playing Metallica's "One" very loudly during the day.

What I am not fine with - at all - is you switching to another song right before the "Darkness imprisoning me!" part.

If you want to blast "One" you have to blast the cool part at the end as well as the pussy part at the beginning.

Love,

Bart

P.S. Slipknot??? Really??? Fuck, if you like loud music I would be more than happy to lend you some White Zombie, Anthrax, Korn or Marilyn Manson CDs that will sound much better than those assclowns.