July 9th, 2011

Bow Wow Wow

So, an Irish woman meets a potential suitor in a beastiality chat room.

During their date the woman let the dude's Alsatian dog fuck her.

She then died of a severe allergic reaction to the dog's semen.

The dog's owner has now been charged with "buggery" for ordering the dog to mount her. He's the first dude in the history of Ireland to face this charge - which carries a life sentence if he's convicted.

And you thought you'd had some bad dates in your time.

Torchwood Miracle Day - Pilot Episode

1. Mulder used to be immortal but now he's not.

2. Scully has a baby!

3. Skinner is black, and almost died, but didn't.

4. They tried to destroy all evidence of the X-Files but that didn't work out so well.

5. Now that Mulder can cut himself he's going to have to be much more careful shaving than he's probably used to.

6. Monica Reyes is now blonde and there has yet to be evidence she speaks Spanish.

7. It would suck to blown up in a helicopter if you couldn't die.