July 8th, 2011

Rock And Roll Trivia

You know the rules - I put up the lyrics - you see how many you can get without Google or Wikipedia.

1. Once in a million years a lady like her rises.

2. We can leave your friends behind.

3. I went down to the demonstration to get my fair share of abuse.

4. All I need is a pint a day if I ever get out of here.

5. Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child I'd hide.

6. When you looked at me, I should have run.

7. She's crazy about Elvis. Loves horses and her boyfriend too.

9. This is for D.B. Cooper and the money he took.

10. He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31.

George Lucas Is A Scruffy Nerfherder

Man, George Lucas seems to be tied with Lars Ulrich in the race for who can be a bigger asshole and/or piss off as much as their fan base as possible.

In this case a bar in Brooklyn wanted to do a 13 hour Star Wars marathon where they'd show all six films in order.

Lucas sent them a fucking cease and desist letter!

Yes, somehow a bar managed to find people who actually wanted to see The Phantom Menace again and George Lucas stopped them.

The mind fucking boggles.

Michele Bachmann's New Stump Speech In New York....

.... is somewhat troubling:

"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say."