July 2nd, 2011

DSK - The Viper's Nest

So, despite the NY Times initial reports - and the ongoing French reports - it doesn't look like DSK was set up.

Instead it just looks like everyone involved in this case is a bunch of scumbags.

1. DSK - A total pig who shoves his dick at anything with ovaries.

2. The Vic - Complete sketchbomb laundering money for West African dope dealers, lied about a previous rape, has five cell phones and multiple bank accounts who called up a drug dealer in prison a day after the assault and said "Don't worry, this guy has a lot of money. I know what I'm doing."

3. The Vic's Lawyer - Opportunistic fuckwad clearly trying to set things up for multiple lawsuits against DSK, the hotel, the NYPD and the D.A.'s office. During his press conference he pretty much sold out his client and double dog dared the D.A. to drop the charges.

4. Cy Vance - Running a prosecutor's office that can't win rape trials to save their lives. Also didn't think it was a conflict that his third in command is married to one of DSK's lawyers. At this point he pretty obviously doesn't want to have to go to the jury with a witness that nobody in their right mind would trust while up against some the best defense attorneys money can buy.

All in all a complete clusterfuck.