Eventually someone will have the bright idea that legalizing and taxing drugs and sex workers would actually make the world safer and reduce deficits. When that day happens advertising firms will have a field day.
I'm already thinking of some taglines.
"Phillip Morris - The Whackest Crack In Town!"
"Tuna Tunnel - Prime Pussy Power!"
"Twink Hut - Just Do Him."
"Stonerville - It's Always 4:20 Somewhere."
"Blue State Boys - We Hate Bush And Love Dick."
"Red State Girls - Just Like A Prayer They'll Take You There."
It seems like Facebook is testing out a new feature today where while you are typing it tries to figure out what you are into and then places "suggestions" of things you can "like" on the right hand side of your screen.
It's clearly not a perfect system since I got it to suggest I "like" the Republican National Committee simply by typing "Fuck the GOP" into my status form (without even posting it to my wall.)
I plan to have fun with this all afternoon. I can't wait to see what it suggests when I type in "I want to stick my dick into a toaster."
We haven't played this game in a while, so I figure we might as well revive it. For newbies the rules are for each bunch of three people you have to pick one you'd kiss, one you'd fuck and one you'd kill. (This assumes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster or deity of your choice will kill you if you don't pick one for each. This means you can't say "I'd fuck none of them" or "I'd fuck all of them." The game is only fun if you make an actual choice of one to kiss, one to fuck and one to kill. That said if someone is of a gender that you never want to kiss or fuck even if you would die otherwise you are free to skip that round.)