May 25th, 2011

Dear Asshole Hackers

You know, when you hack a company's various websites to change the text to random bullshit you don't actually hurt the company itself.

All you accomplish is ensuring that the writers and editors who work for that company have to do a shitload of extra work.

So, you know, fuck you very much.

Love,

Bart and Christine who are currently going through 20 websites at 1:39 a.m. when we could be sleeping.

I Wish I Knew Photoshop

Because I'd love to take a picture of the various members of the Stark family standing together and then caption it:

"Law & Order: Game Of Thrones Unit."

"In the seven kingdoms certain knights are given the rights and responsibilities of imposing the king's law no matter what challenges they may face from the Lannister family. These are their stories."