David Cameron just said to the BBC, "I went out last night and talked to the people sleeping on the streets."
He was referring to the wedding watchers, but please cue jokes about the effects of his economic policies.
Mayor Boris bought them a bicycle built for two as a wedding gift.
All the women who have crowded into Hyde Park in wedding dresses are hysterical.
Nobody told Mrs. Cameron she was supposed to wear a hat. Instead she's wearing what looks like an insect in her hair.
The Queen looks like a banana.
Kate's train is fucking enormous! How the hell is that going to stay clean during the long walk down Westminster Abbey?
Is her ring the wrong size? He had to jam that fucking thing on her finger.
The Archbishop Of Canterbury just told William and Kate to "Set the world on fire."
Do they get the nuclear launch codes now or something?
Is there ever a "You may now kiss the bride" moment in UK weddings?
The Saudi Sheik/Prince/Whatever in the sixth row is having none of this praying or singing bullshit.
The BBC announcer just said that the Royal Family now needs to "go to the Alter Of St. Edward The Confessor to sign three registers in private."
This is British slang for "Drink gin and tonics and do lines of coke," right?
Right now she's thinking "Let them eat cake."
Prince Harry has to ride in the kiddie car?
Does he have to sit at the kiddie table during the reception too?
Why didn't Fergie show up?
She would have been the life of the reception.
Several drunk women wearing plastic tiaras just told the BBC reporter that seeing Kate and William in their carriage go by was "a life long dream come true."
Dare to dream, England! Dare to dream!