Drunken Expat Writer

Riot police in France have described as “absurd” measures to stop them drinking alcohol on the job.

Because, you know, before you bust the skulls of teenage protestors it's generally a good idea to do four or five shots.

WOPR.

It was fun until I had to teach the damn thing that you can't win at Tic-Tac-Toe.

I wonder how much money it cost the state of California to put Lohan in jail for five hours on a misdemeanor parole violation charge she hasn't even been convicted of yet?

I do like the outfit she wore to court.

Nena Kerner and Kim Wilde doing a duet in English and German.