April 17th, 2011

Deep Thoughts

What does it mean when you have a dream about smoking pot with George W. Bush and plotting to use nuclear weapons to take over the international sex trafficking trade? Oh, and did I mention Clinton was the room and doing lines of coke and laughing and telling us he'd help us if we got him young girls for free?

Rock And Roll Trivia

You know the rules. I post a song lyric, you try to see how many you can guess without Google or Wikipedia.

1. Some rob you with a six gun. Some with a fountain pen.

2. I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

3. Take the bottle - shake it up.

4. Every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.

5. Pictures came and broke your heart.

6. Everyone's a superhero. Everyone's a Captain Kirk.

7. I still sing a razor line, every time.

8. I know all the games you play, because I play them too.

9. I don't care if Monday's black.

10. If you want to find all the cops they're hanging out in the doughnut shops.

11. When you looked at me I should have run.

12. Maybe get a blister on your little finger. Maybe get a blister on your thumb.