April 8th, 2011

Rock And Roll March Madness The Final Four - Time To Vote

And now we get to The Final Four.

It's the Clash of the Titans and anyone can vote. Voting runs through Wednesday. May the best rocker win!

Poll #1727826 Rock And Roll March Madness The Final Four

Traditional Rock Vs. Metal

The Beatles
Nine Inch Nails

Alt Rock Vs Women In Rock

Joan Jett

Writer's Block: It's cold outside

I live in Minnesota, so it's funny to hear people in places like California complaining about the cold. What temperature is too cold for you?

I live in France so it's funny when people in Montreal complain about everyone speaking French. How much French is too much French for you? Will you be my friend? Friends are good and mommy says that now that I'm 11 I can make friends of my own instead of the ones she picked out for me when I was little. I'm a big boy now. I can have friends.

Happy Sperm Day

Gotta love wacky medical controversies.

The deal is that Surgery News - a trade publication for surgeons - ran an "interesting" editorial in their February issue.

What they said was that sperm makes women happy and therefore if you want to make your partner happy on Valentine's Day, giving her unprotected sex would be better than chocolate. They provide scientific data to back this up:

"Female college students having unprotected sex were significantly less depressed than were those whose partners used condoms (Arch. Sex. Behav. 2002;31:289-93). Their better moods were not just a feature of promiscuity, because women using condoms were just as depressed as those practicing total abstinence. The benefits of semen contact also were seen in fewer suicide attempts and better performance on cognition tests."

Yes, you read that correctly. College girls who let their partner cum inside them instead of pulling out or wearing a condom did better on tests than girls who practiced safe sex.

Anyway, this caused an uproar in the community that reads Surgery News to the point where they not only issued a retraction they recalled all physical copies of the magazine and deleted the entire online issue.

The bottom line: If your girlfriend is always depressed, getting bad grades and talking about suicide, clearly it's because you are using condoms. Just talk her into accepting your load and she'll be Magna Cum Laude and talking about pretty flowers and unicorns.