March 27th, 2011

Deep Thoughts

Maybe the best way possible to save Social Security would be to make cigarettes, cocaine, heroin and booze free and allow you to use them anywhere, at any time.

Particularly while driving.

Someone On The Internet Was Wrong

Ugg.

Jezebel thinks Andie should have ended up with Duckie instead of Blane.

This is wrong on so many levels.

1. I'm pretty sure Duckie is gay.

2. If he's not gay, he's a weird stalker.

3. Blane isn't a bad guy. Yes, the James Spader character talks him into some bad decisions at the beginning of the film, but by the end he's a decent dude.

4. I refuse to believe that in 1986 there was a girl alive who would have chosen John Cryer over Andrew McCarthy.