February 28th, 2011

Movie Trivia

Slow day freelance wise so I figured I'd do another trivia entry and since the Oscars were last night it might as well be movies. You know the drill, I'll post a reference to a famous film, you try to figure it out without IMDB or Wikipedia.

1. Voight-Kampff

2. Tara

3. The Spice Mines Of Kessel

4. Dorsia

5. "Station!"

6. "Listen to Tommy with a candle burning, and you'll see your entire future."

7. Zihuatanejo

8. Hovito

9. Fava Beans and Chianti

10. No shirt. No shoes. No dice.

I Love Me The Crazy

So, Charlie Sheen made the rounds of the morning news shows in America today.

The link has the videos from both the Today Show and Good Morning America - and, man, are they worth your time.

Just a few samples of the goodies:

1. He wants the CEO of CBS to lick his feet.

2. He believes that he has "tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

3. He's going to sue to try to force Warner Brothers to change their company name to "Charlie's Brothers."

4. He wants to get a giant scale for the "mountains of gold" he claims CBS and Warner Brothers will have to give him once he sues.

5. He thinks AA is "poison" and created by lowlifes and written by a plagiarizer.

6. He offers to piss in a cup in front of the female GMA interviewer.

But, there is much, much more fun to be found in these clips. It's a fucking goldmine.

Blinded By The Light

Again, what is the point of making this item blind?

"BlindGossip – His ex is personally ringing up various members of the media to ask a couple of favors. First of all, whatever you do, please don’t call it “cr*ck”. It’s OK to say that he is smoking c*caine, but don’t call it cr*ck, because she doesn’t want their child/ren to hear Daddy being called a cr*ckhead.

Secondly, if you’re going to comment on his scary 20+ pound weight loss, don’t say it’s because of the drugs. Say it’s because he loves working out and that he is actually healthier and in better shape than ever before. Right."

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That said, I do feel sorry for Denise Richards in this situation. Can you imagine having to call up the media on behalf of your ex-husband who not only cheated on you with several hundred hookers but also beat the shit out of you?

That's got to totally fucking suck.