February 25th, 2011

Is This Bottom?

Charlie Sheen gets his show canceled after he calls up a radio talk show host and rants for 20 minutes.

He calls the producer of his show a "pussy punk" and then rants about the family of prostitutes he wants to create:

"Let me just say this about the goddesses. I don't think the term is good enough. But when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions you must use the best choice available.

So if you think about it dude, I'm oh-for-three with marriage with nary an excuse. Like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart—of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract I will leave to the amateurs and the bible-grippers."

Later when he's told his show is canceled he issues this press release:

"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...

Charlie Sheen"

Free Range - And Organic!

A London ice cream shop is selling ice cream made from human breast milk.

Poll #1709780 Suck My Tit

Would You Eat Free Range Breast Milk Ice Cream?

Yes, Out Of Curiosity
Yes, Because It Would Turn Me On
Yes, Because I'm Two Years Old
Yes, Because I'll Do Anything Trendy
Yes. Because It Sounds Great
No Fucking Way
Fuck You
Kill All White People


Rome Girl just sent me an email saying this cartoon illustrates how I'd be if I was ever a dad.

Not sure if it's a diss or a complement.


Blinded By The Light

In which I once again ask why bother making some blind items blind when anyone with half a brain can figure out who they are talking about.

"BlindGossip – It’s easy to criticize an out-of-control celebrity. Their wild behavior is practically a spectator sport. But sometimes there is more going on than meets the eye. In the case of this celebrity, it’s not just fame or narcissism or too much money. It’s mental illness. Bipolar disorder, to be more specific.

When he’s on his meds, he is somewhat in control. But then he stops taking them, and starts self-medicating the highs with alcohol, and the lows with cocaine. Then it all spirals out of control and everything gets mixed together, and he becomes extremely manic and delusional. He’ll fight both the upcoming 5150 and the conservatorship, but they are going to happen."