1. Wait, there's more to Egypt than giant triangles in the sand! There are angry people there too!
2. Shit, look at these stories about Arabs who are pissed at their leaders instead of our leaders!
3. Snow! In February! Imagine that!
4. The cute Bush daughter has gay friends.
5. Republican appellate court justices are big on states rights, not so much on health care.
6. The Obama administration can't decide between supporting a friendly tyrant or millions of people begging for democracy. Meanwhile, every other democratically elected leader in the Western world is on the right side of history.
7. Some shit about Halle Berry, some shit about Charlie Sheen and some shit about Kim Kardashian I can't be bothered to read.