January 20th, 2011

Deep Thoughts

Part of me wants to go on Match.com and post this personal ad just to see the response I'd get.

What I'm Looking For In A Woman:

1. Someone who likes watching sunsets on the beach.

2. Is active.

3. Is just as comfortable in a cocktail dress as they are in a pair of jeans.

4. Who isn't looking for a game player.

5. Who loves to laugh.

6. Wants to live life to the fullest.

7. Who can't believe she's trying an online dating site.

8 Is tired of drama.

9. Likes all kinds of music.

10.Is looking for a partner in crime.