January 19th, 2011

Dorian Grey

My Uncle Rich is the current family patriarch. But, as he reminded me when he came to visit last summer, someday I'll be the family patriarch.

As such he's been sending me some of the family photos from over the years because it's becoming my job to save them.

Anyway, I thought it might be interesting to show you the three he sent me tonight.

In these photos you'll see my great aunt Sue (twice!), my dad with his brother and my great grandfather.

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So, Very, Very Wrong

Holy Hotcakes, Batman!

What's up, Boy Wonder!

Remember our arch nemesis, Octomom?

Why yes, Robin, what happened to her?

She couldn't pay her mortgage, Batman!

Gosh Gardeners, Boy Wonder, tell me she's not doing a reality show!

No, Batman, her plan is even more evil than that!

How could that be possible, Robin?

She's making Adult Baby Whipping Fetish Porn!

Get in the Batmobile, Robin, we must stop her evil plan.

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