January 15th, 2011

How To Fuck Up Your Sleep Schedule

2 p.m. Go grocery shopping. Notice that for the first time in years they have a fresh turkey breast ready to roast.

7 p.m. Head to the bar to get a few drinks with your friends.

9 p.m. Cook turkey roast with lots of potatoes.

10 p.m. Eat turkey roast.

10:30 p.m. Suddenly remember that roast turkey makes you very sleepy. Go to sleep.

1:30 a.m. Wake up completely refreshed and awake after having three hours of the deepest, most satisfying sleep in forever.

2:30 a.m. Wonder if you have any chance at all of getting back to sleep.

Literature Trivia

You know the rules. I name a character. You see if you can name the book without Wikipedia

1. Larry Underwood

2. Jonathan Harker

3. Mr. Dashwood

4. Offred

5. Sancho Panza

6. Robert Walton

7. Ignatius J. Reilly

8. Dicky Greenleaf

9. Leopold Bloom

10. Yossarian

11. Sam Spade

12. Tom Riddle