January 6th, 2011

Breaking News

(AP) -- Washington DC -- Former Delaware Senatorial Candidate Christine O'Donnell today announced that she intends to seek Romanian citizenship.

"I'm tired of living in a country of fornicators and masturbaters," O'Donnell said. "I want to live in a nation where people respect my values and I can help society."

O'Donnell said she intended to use her campaign war chest to run for office in the former Eastern Block country.

"Right now Romania is suffering a crisis where freedom of religion is under attack," O'Donnell said. "But there is a core constituency there that I can build on. In Romania my message can be heard."

Sources within O'Donnell's camp said they were considering several campaign theme songs including "I Put A Spell On You," "Witchy Woman" and "Rhiannon."

Extra Sesnory Porn

Wow, this is full of win.

A major psychology journal is going to publish a report that claims they've proved ESP exists.

But, you can only use ESP to find porn.


"Dr. Bem had subjects choose which of two curtains on a computer screen hid a photograph; the other curtain hid nothing but a blank screen.

A software program randomly posted a picture behind one curtain or the other — but only after the participant made a choice. Still, the participants beat chance, by 53 percent to 50 percent, at least when the photos being posted were erotic ones. They did not do better than chance on negative or neutral photos.

“What I showed was that unselected subjects could sense the erotic photos,” Dr. Bem said."

So there you go. Nature has given us the ability to defy physics with our minds - but only so we can locate pussy or cock.