December 24th, 2010

Christmas Movies

What's your favorite Christmas movie? For the sake of this poll I'm excluding Christmas television specials because the idea of a thread war between fans of Charlie Brown and The Grinch makes me feel ill.

They are both good and I've seen that thread war on 10,000,000,000 blogs over the years.

I also didn't put that "I shot your eye out" thing in there because I forgot when I made the poll, can't edit the poll and don't feel like creating a new poll. There is an "other" option for all the people out there who think it's funny that dad likes the lamp that's shaped like a leg and who didn't spend that entire movie hoping the kid would shoot his eye out.

"Bad Santa" includes all the various DVD variants like Badder Santa, Very Bad Santa and Baddest Santa.

Poll #1660308 Christmas Movie

What's The Best Christmas Movie Ever

Bad Santa
A Christmas Carol
It's A Wonderful Life
Silent Night Deadly Night
Hustler's Barely Legal - The Bitch That Stole Christmas
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
White Christmas
Seymore Butts - Merry Fucking Christmas


Are you a straight male who finds the idea of going to a movie about ballet to be the worst idea ever?

Yet, are you still tempted to see Black Swan simply because you want to see Mila Kunis eat out Padme Amidala?

There here's my Christmas present to you.

It's a high def version of that scene (which is very, very explicit) so you can see it without having to actually sit through two and a half hours of ballet drama.

You're welcome.