November 16th, 2010

No More Ugly Royals!

Congratulations William and Kate on your engagement. Jesus Christ is that going to be one amazing royal wedding.

The best news about this - of course - is that the British Royal Family has finally found a way to breed The Ugly out of their gene pool.


I mean you have a prince who looks like a male version of Princess Di marrying a woman who looks like this:


Holy mother of god the next few generations of royals are going to have normal ears and not look life refugees raised on marmite and gruel.

P.S. Kate, I hope to god you know what you are getting yourself into. If people think LiLo has it bad you have no fucking idea what the paparazzi are going to do to you for the rest of your life.