October 24th, 2010

Freegans

I recently learned a new word - "Freegan."

These are middle class people, usually hipsters, who have decided that the best way to reduce their carbon footprint is to never buy food again.

Instead they only eat food they can find in dumpsters and garbage cans and then cook it up and recycle it for their own use.

My first thought was - whoa, I wonder if these people ever get laid?

My second thought was - whoa, what a great idea for a poll!


Poll #1635303 Freegans

Would You Date A Freegan?

Yes, I Am A Freegan
1(1.4%)
Yes, If I Like Someone It's Not A Big Deal
7(9.6%)
Yes, But We Wouldn't Eat Together
3(4.1%)
No. That's Just Too Fucking Weird
9(12.3%)
No. I Like Going Out To Dinner
9(12.3%)
No. I'd Really Be Worried About Getting Sick
10(13.7%)
No, Because What They Are Doing Is Insulting To The Really Needy
5(6.8%)
God, Hipsters Suck
29(39.7%)