October 22nd, 2010

Writer's Block: One door closes, another one opens

Have you ever closed the door on an opportunity or a relationship in order to open another door, only to realize you made the wrong choice?


Have you ever opened a window to let a butterfly in only to find out that it was a wasp who wanted to close the cupboard, so you had to open the fridge to release the Wasp-B-Gone which created a breeze that closed your closet door?

Size Matters

Both Slate and Gawker have articles today on what to do if you are dating a dude with a really small cock.

But, both articles are by definition bullshit - because the Slate one is written by a total prude and the Gawker one is written by a gay dude.

So, let's get the low down from women who are not prudes and have had or may one day have to deal with a teeny weeny.

How do you handle it? (If you don't think that pun was intended you should not be reading my blog.)

Poll #1634405 What Do You Do With A Small Dick ?

What To Do When Dating Micropenis?

More Oral
23(16.7%)
Anal
9(6.5%)
Cheat
5(3.6%)
Get Him Into A Cuckold Fetish
4(2.9%)
Lots Of Fingering
26(18.8%)
Ignore It Because It Doesn't Matter
12(8.7%)
Different Positions
22(15.9%)
Penis Pump
0(0.0%)
Penis Extenders
1(0.7%)
Marry Him Because I Have A Small Penis Fetish
0(0.0%)
I Am A Dude Just Clicking To See What The Girls Think
14(10.1%)
I Am A Girl Who Is Glad I'm Lesbian And Don't Have To Think About These Things
4(2.9%)
Dress Him Up As A Girl And Have "Lesbian" Sex With Him
6(4.3%)
Dump Him For Cockzilla
12(8.7%)