Both Slate and Gawker
have articles today on what to do if you are dating a dude with a really small cock.
But, both articles are by definition bullshit - because the Slate one is written by a total prude and the Gawker one is written by a gay dude.
So, let's get the low down from women who are not prudes and have had or may one day have to deal with a teeny weeny.
How do you handle it? (If you don't think that pun was intended you should not be reading my blog.)
What To Do When Dating Micropenis?
Get Him Into A Cuckold Fetish
Lots Of Fingering
Ignore It Because It Doesn't Matter
Marry Him Because I Have A Small Penis Fetish
I Am A Dude Just Clicking To See What The Girls Think
I Am A Girl Who Is Glad I'm Lesbian And Don't Have To Think About These Things
Dress Him Up As A Girl And Have "Lesbian" Sex With Him
Dump Him For Cockzilla