October 4th, 2010

Blond On Blond

A Lithuanian company wants to open up a resort in the Maldives that would be staffed entirely by young blond women.

Brunettes and redheads now want the European Employment Commission to bust them for violating anti-discrimination employment laws.

Because, you know it's not like Europe has an employment situation that systematically discriminates against entire races of people including North Africans and Roma, so they have plenty of time to help the plight of young, pretty redheads who can't get jobs as cocktail waitresses on tropical islands.