October 3rd, 2010

Loaded

I do a fair amount of ad copy for penis pills. It used to be that they were all dedicated to giving the guy a bigger dick and/or making it easier for him to get it up.

But, over the past year or so I've gotten asked to do more and more sales letters where the product promises to "increase your ejaculate load and really impress her with how much you can shoot!"

Now, I'm sure this is based on market research, but it sorta baffles my mind.

So, I have got to ask you ladies, do you care about how much a dude shoots? Do you even notice?

The Drunk Ex Pat Writer wants to know, on the QT and very, very hush, hush.


Poll #1627020 Loaded

If You Are A Girl Do You Care About The Size Of A Dude's Load. If You Are A Guy Do You Care About Your Load Size?

Yes
13(21.0%)
No
41(66.1%)
I Keep My Partner In Chasity So He Has No Loads
1(1.6%)
Thank God I'm Lesbian Or Asexual And Don't Have To Think About Loads
7(11.3%)

WTF State Department

The State Department just issued an alert telling Americans living in Europe to "be vigilant" because there is an imminent threat of terrorist attack.

WTF?

How the fuck do you "be vigilant" about that?

If I see a bunch of people with AK-47s running around I'm going to run the fuck away with or without a fucking warning.

And, if it's them just blowing something up, how am I going to have any advance warning?