September 24th, 2010

I Figured It Out

How to save newspapers:

Start a persistent rumor that women think guys reading newspapers in public is really sexy and that when they see a guy who isn't carrying or reading a newspaper they assume he's gay.

The entire industry would be saved just by creating one simple urban legend!

So, So Posh

On Jezebel today I got yelled at for "body snarking" for saying Victoria Beckham looks like a "skeleton."

Clearly, I need a new word to describe her.

Help me out!


Poll #1623159 What Does Posh Spice Look Like?

What Do You Think Post Spice Looks Like?

A Thing Of Beauty
1(1.6%)
An AIDS Victim
3(4.8%)
A Meth Head
3(4.8%)
A Meth Head Aids Victim
9(14.5%)
A Meth Head AIDS Victim Married To A Gay British Soccer Player
14(22.6%)
A Mummy
5(8.1%)
A Twink (Thin, gay male bottom)
6(9.7%)
Elvira
1(1.6%)
A Cactus
3(4.8%)
A Good Argument To Turn Gay
3(4.8%)
Glenn Beck
2(3.2%)
A Nice British Girl
1(1.6%)
Satan
0(0.0%)
Other
11(17.7%)


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