September 19th, 2010

Writer's Block: You should have been there

Which five events in history would you choose to experience in person, and why?


1. Marilyn Monroe's first blow job.

2. Britney Spears' first blow job.

3. Lindsay Lohan's first blow job.

4. theadulteress's first blow job.

5. Sasha Grey's first blow job.


Why? So I could show them how to do it right and therefore enrich their lives.