What would your pirate name be, and why would you be the most feared buccaneer on the seven seas?
I hate the fucking anti-Somalia bias of Live Journal!
These people were starving! Now some of them are working with the government against the radical Islamic militias that want to take over the government!
This is a failure of the West and I hold Sara Palin and Betty White personally responsible!
If Palin and White were not our secret overlords there would be no need for pirates and Africa would rise again and lead us to our true home on Alpha Centuri!
Long live those of us to dare to speak the truth against the Palin/White albino negro cabal and their tinfoil based evil empire!