September 9th, 2010

Cry Me A River

One of Britney Spears' bodyguards is suing her for sexual harassment.

She'd wear see through dresses with no underwear and then bend over in front of him so he could see her genitals and would buzz him into her room while she was walking around naked.

Somehow, I find it hard to feel sorry for the dude.

Fuck You Google

Damn the new Google search system sucks.

For those of you who haven't tried it yet, what it does is throw up search results each and every time you type in a single letter. That's really fucking distracting.

What's even worse is that if you type in a search term they find offensive it blanks out your entire screen and then you have to hit enter to see your results even if you have safe search turned off.

Beyond that, what will blank out your screen seems completely random.

Type in the word "sex" and it's happy to give you results. Type in "sexy" and you get a blank screen.

Type in "Paris Hilton" and you get a blank screen. Type in "Kim Kardashian" and it's happy to give you results.

Enter "skirts girls" and you get a blank screen. Enter "girls skirts" and you get results. Just by changing the fucking order of the words!

Perhaps most disturbing: Typing in "gay" gets you results while "lesbian" brings up a blank screen.

"Sex Advice" gives you a blank screen. "Dan Savage" does not.

"Chastity" gives you results. "Male chastity" merits the blank screen.

What the fuck?

Fahrenheit 911


So both the President of the United States and American generals have now said that this weird preacher's plans to burn Korans are a threat to national security.

Can't they then tell him that if he does it he'll be arrested?

Yes, yes you are all going to hit me with the "free speech" argument, but, guess what, in certain situations we don't have the freedom of speech.

You can't shout "fire" in a crowded theater, for example. You can't threaten to kill the president.

Doing something that will likely lead to civilians being murdered in America and also put American troops at even greater risk than they are now, seems to be just like yelling "fire" in a theater.

So, my advice to Obama is to either lock this nut up until after 9/11 has passed or arrange for a "hunting accident" to take the bastard out.

Doesn't our CIA know how to make people who are national security risks disappear anymore?