August 15th, 2010

LOL

Someone has joined one of the cuckold sites I read and made her username: expanding_my_whoreizons

That sent me into a fit of giggles.

Fuck You George Lucas

The Star Wars movies are coming out on Blu-Ray next year.

But, because George Lucas is on an extended psychopathic mission to drive away any and all fans he's only going to release the Special Editions on Blu-Ray and not the original fucking films.

Look, it's not my fucking problem, George, that you couldn't decide if Han shot first or not.

I don't know what the fuck you are thinking, because everything you fucking do is another way to spit in the faces of your fucking quickly dwindling fan base.

You know what George - 20 years ago Star Wars fans talked about what a genius you are. Today, go into any Star Wars forum not moderated by your staff and you'll find long, well thought out threads involving complicated ways Star Wars fans want to rape, torture and kill you.

Every idea you've had in the past 20 years has been a bad one. Every single one. And not all your old ideas were great either since you had a romantic incest kiss in the first movie.

Of course that pales in comparison to using the prequels to turn Obi-Wan into a fucking compulsive liar. Or, say, killing off Darth Maul, the only good idea in The Phantom Menace.


Anyway, fuck you very much, George. Fuck you, you damn, dirty ape.