Have you ever had a near-death experience? How close have you come to dying?
When I let my guard down and almost missed the pack of rabid lesbians that swarmed me while screaming "Eat his cock! Eat his meat!"
There were eight of them and I had a six shooter. Luckily two of them started to 69 each other so one bullet took care of both of them. With the rest, my aim was true.