July 22nd, 2010

Email Convo Between Rome Girl And I

Rome Girl:

Hey, here is your latest horoscope!

"I'm putting out a call to the rebel in your heart -- not the cranky, vindictive rebel in your mind, but the joyful, yearning rebel in your heart. I am asking this tender renegade to rise up against narcissistic behavior wherever you find it. Don't shout it down or try to shame it, though; rather, work around it through outrageous displays of empathy and radical acts of compassion and feisty outbreaks of wild kindness. Your job, according to my analysis of the astrological omens, is to be a one-person wrecking crew devoted to smashing the boring inertia of egotism with your zealous concern for the good of all."

Me:

Who the fuck would ever consider me a "cranky, vindictive rebel?"

Now, excuse me while I try to find the easiest way to buy tickets to Jello Biafra And The Guantanamo School Of Medicine.

Evidence I Am A Complete Nerd

Just sent this email to myself:

"Hey Just Woke Up Bart!!

This is Just About To Go To Sleep Bart!

You might not remember me in the morning!

You got 20 minutes into Breaking Bad Season 2 Episode 10 before you started nodding off on the couch- that's probably where you should start tomorrow!

Love you dude!!"