July 17th, 2010


God, a former Montpellier expat who has been gone for years turned up again last night.

We used to think she acted like a complete asshole because she was a raging alcoholic.

But, she now claims to be two and a half years sober and she's even fucking worse.

I actually wanted to pour booze down her throat as an experiment to see if it would tone her down.

Sobriety, clearly, does not suit some people.