July 6th, 2010

Jailhouse Rock

As you may or may not know, today is the day the judge decides whether Lohan has completed the terms of her probation. If the judge rules in her favor the probation is over with, she can take off the SCRAM and be a free girl and put all the legal shit behind her.

If the judge rules against her, on the other hand, she goes directly to jail.


What do you think will happen?

Poll #1588481 Will LiLo Go To Jail Today

Will LiLo Go To Jail today

Yes, She Clearly Violated Her Probation And Will Do Time
No. She Violated Her Probation, But She'll Just Get A Huge Fine
No. She Probably Violated Her Probation But There Isn't Enough Proof
No. She's Rich. That Shit Doesn't Happen
No. She Didn't Violate Her Probation
Other Which I Will Explain In The Comments

Business Idea

If Lohan gets sent to the joint today I think money could be made selling shirts from Cafe Presse that read "Free LiLo" on the front and "Being Famous Is Not A Crime" on the back.

I'd split the profits with anyone who knows how to do a design of that for Cafe Press - particularly if we could get an image of a defiant fist in the air on the thing.