July 4th, 2010

Writer's Block: A real state of independents

President Kennedy once said, "Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country." What can people do today to show support for the country?

All the white women should fuck black men all day long! It's time for the white race to end in America. The white bitches need to make little black babies so we can create a super all powerful dark skinned race in a new negro paradise! Just say no to birth control and yes to big dark negro cock! Let the white men pick fruit and mow our lawns until their race dies out.

It's time for the black man to keep the white man down!

Be a hoe for the bros as we celebrate our independence day!

A Pregnant Poll

As I'm sure all of you noticed on the roughly 1 million blogs that covered the story there's a doctor out there giving pregnant women drugs to ensure that their unborn baby daughter's will not become lesbians. It's also designed to make them like to play with girl toys, have stronger urges to become mothers and to make them uninterested in male dominated professions.

This makes me think that eventually we'll be able to get doctors to completely customize our babies in the womb. You can pick a little from Column A, a little from Column B and have your own perfect Frankenchild.

After much thought I've decided that when this happens I want to order a megalomaniac gay cyclops black baby who will grow up to be eight feet tall and fascinated by assault weapons, cemeteries and collecting vintage My Pretty Pony toys.

What type will you want to order?