June 27th, 2010

Trifecta

One of three things is happening right now.

1. A small black bird is flying around my apartment.

2. A bat is flying around my apartment.

3. I'm hallucinating. (Possible, because during my mental breakdown eight years ago I saw bats all the time. But, not probable, because my cat is going batshit, so if she sees it too, it's probably real.)

Not sure what to do except keep all the windows open, go to sleep and figure out in the morning if it got out through the window or if the cat won.

Writer's Block: City mouse or country mouse?

Do you prefer to live in an urban or rural environment? Why?


Yo! Yo! Yo! I like saw that movie where the people and stuff couldn't use machines and had to wear black all the time. I know that was, like, Han Solo and shit, but still man, those people couldn't text message or anything. I mean, fuck man, what do they do when they need a hook up to get a doobie or protect themselves against a Sith Lord. And that Legolas dude came from a rural area too and he had to fight Orcs and shit. I want to go all urban like John McClain and just shout Yippie Kay Yay Motherfucker and shave my head and take out that sheriff from Deadwood. Urban for the win, yo!

Test

Trying out the new laptop.

So far, so good. Keep making typos because I'm not used to the keyboard yet - it has the number keypad on the right hand side so I have to move my hands off to the left.

Whoa! Windows 7 starts up much more quickly than Vista. Only odd thing so far is that while this is a PC the mouse pad seems to only have one button. Hope that novel by Manual will help explain that.

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