June 22nd, 2010

Steamy Scram

So, Lohan is going to pose naked wearing nothing but the SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet.

And you know what, good for her.

If I was her I'd be like "Fuck it. Trying to stay sober until July 6 is boring as all hell, I've got time to kill, no matter what I do people are going to give me shit and I'll get a ton of money for posing nude. Why the fuck not? If I don't pose nude people are going to publish pictures of my panties every time I get out of a car anyway. If I have nothing to lose I might as well have fun and get paid for it."