April 14th, 2010

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It's almost like being canceled reminded them of what makes the show great (not unlike how Jack whenever he's almost killed becomes more bad ass.)

I highly endorse who they picked to suddenly run CTU and I love, love, love, love that they brought back THAT other character to help the president.

This could only get better if they find a way to resurrect Nina Meyers.

Deep Thoughts

In honor of Roger Waters touring The Wall again I think I want to change my company slogan from "Calendar Communications - Let It Be Written, Let It Be Done" to "Calendar Communications - If I Had My Way, I'd Have All Of You Shot."

Britney Unretouched

Britney Spears recently did a photoshoot for a Candie's ad.

When she saw the results she got pissed off - because she'd see the original photos and realized that they had done a lot of a Photoshop work on them. So, she decided to release the original pictures:

"(I want to) "to highlight the pressure exerted on women to look perfect," Spears said.

Personally, I think she looks better in the original photos and like some weird stick figure person in the photoshopped versions.

What do you think?

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The Tea Party is hosting a massive rally in Boston this weekend.

Given that most of the people who read me are atheist bisexual freedom hating sluts from Kenya, how should we deal with them?

(Yes, I now realize I misspelled "Constitution." But, in the context of a Tea Party story, that's somewhat appropriate.)

Poll #1550997 Tea Party

How Would You Deal With The People At The Tea Party Rally?

Hugs. Lots And Lots Of Hugs
1(2.4%)
Re-Education Camps
0(0.0%)
Requiring That They Actually Read The Constition
7(17.1%)
An Explanation Of What "No Taxation Without Representation" Really Meant
2(4.9%)
All Gay Orgy Counter Protest
7(17.1%)
Free Drinks For All Residents Born In Kenya
2(4.9%)
Tear Gas
1(2.4%)
Napalm
3(7.3%)
Ask Them If You Can Give Them Some Religious Literature
3(7.3%)
Join Them - I Don't Hate Freedom!
1(2.4%)
Sell Them Bottled Water Spiked With Hallucinogenic Tryptamines
2(4.9%)
Take Names - Then Revoke Their Medicare
8(19.5%)
Offer Them A Coke And A Smile
0(0.0%)
Scare Them Off With Photos Of Janet Jackson's Nipples
4(9.8%)