April 9th, 2010

Deep Thoughts

Brown versus Cameron is going to be the most boring election in the history of the western world.

You know who should be running? Boris, the mayor of London. He's smart, funny and actually a politician.

My favorite Boris moment: Because, in the UK, there's always rumors of boarding school sex, a reporter asked Boris when he was running for mayor if he'd ever had sex with a dude.

His response: "Not yet."

Can you imagine any American politician being clever enough to give that response?