April 7th, 2010


You know, timing is everything.

Three weeks ago when Fox announced that 24 was being canceled I was like "Well, OK, this season sucks so maybe they've run out of ideas."

But, the last three episodes have been awesome! So, now I'm like "Fuck, if they had had these three episodes last month there is no way this show would have been canceled."

Side note: Why the fuck is Caprica on hiatus until fall? It's the best show on television, why the hell would you stop airing it?

The Postman Always Rings Twice

Check out this report.

Scientists did genetic tests to figure out how often a dude who thinks he is the father of his wife's children is really the biological father.

In Sweden they found that the dudes were only duped by their adulterous wives between 1% and 2% of the time.

In Liverpool, on the other hand, the number was near 30%.

Numbers for Essex in the UK and Seaside Heights New Jersey were not available.

There was also no word if Violet was part of this study.


We Are Mysterious Creatures

The editor of Cosmo says her magazine exists because men are baffling.

I'm not sure that we are that hard to figure out. But, in the interest of science, I want to create a poll where men can honestly say what they want from women, so that we are easier to understand.

Men, please answer honestly - these are the answers women need to know!

Poll #1548309 True Love

What Is Most Likely To Make You Fall In Love With A Woman

She Gives You Regular Blow Jobs
She Orders Really Good Pizza On A Regular Basis
She Lets You Eat Pizza While Giving You A Blow Job
She Has Lesbian Sex With Her Best Friend, Then Gives You A Blow Job
She Lets You Eat Pizza While Having Lesbian Sex With Her Friend And Then Gives You A Blow Job
Her And Her Best Friend Give You A Blow Job Together, Then Have Lesbian Sex While You Eat Pizza
She Hands You A Beer And A Box Of Pizza And Then Gives You A Blow Job

Who Am I Rock Trivia

Work is slow and I'm bored so it's time for another round of rock trivia. This time I'll make a statement and you tell me what rock star or band I am. No Wikipedia, please, let's keep it clean.

It's fairly easy today anyway, because my head is full of really popular songs.

1. I drunk myself blind to the sound of old T-Rex.

2. I hate myself for loving you.

3. Mommy told me I'd meet girls like you.

4. I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.

5. I've fucked Queen, I've fucked Bach. I've even sucked an old man's cock.

6. I raped your mother today.

7. I don't know what I want, but I know how to get it.

8. I'm a liar.

9. I'm too drunk to fuck.

10. I'm not that innocent.

11. I'm mad about love.

12. I've been working like a dog.