April 5th, 2010

Here Comes The Judge

Poll #1547390 Here Comes The Judge

When Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens Retires This Month Who Should Obama Nominate To Replace Him?

Elena Kagan - The US Solicitor General
0(0.0%)
Diane Wood - Of The 7th US Circuit Court of Appeals
1(3.3%)
Either One Of The Clintons
4(13.3%)
Merrick Garland - Of The US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit
0(0.0%)
Nikki Sixx - Women's Rights Activist
4(13.3%)
Ted Nugent - Because Of The Power Of Rock
1(3.3%)
Bart Calendar - For His Controversial Stance On The Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms
9(30.0%)
Sasha Grey - Free Speach Advocate
1(3.3%)
Joe The Plumber - All Men Are Created Equal
1(3.3%)
Jason Vorhees - Death Penalty Advocate
2(6.7%)
Roman Polanski - Who Favors Reforming Madatory Sentencing Laws
1(3.3%)
Judge Judy
4(13.3%)
Jesus Christ - He Is Risen
1(3.3%)
Other
1(3.3%)

We Have Ways Of Making You Talk

As noted in a previous entry, some people are concerned about providing information to census takers because they are worried that the information could be used for nefarious government purposes.

At Drunk Ex Pat Writer, our research staff has seen an advance copy of the census and reviewed it. Here, are some of the more controversial questions. Which one bothers you the most?

Poll #1547533 Scary Census

What Census Question Scares You The Most?

Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been A Christian?
5(18.5%)
Why Do You Hate Communism?
0(0.0%)
What Is Your Daughter's Bra Size?
4(14.8%)
Have You Ever "Gone Black?" If So, Did You Go Back?
1(3.7%)
Are You John Gault?
2(7.4%)
Please List All Crimes You Have Gotten Away With. Note: Failure To Answer This Question Is A Crime.
4(14.8%)
Would You Be Willing To Change Your Vote From Republican To Democrat In Exchange For Longer Unemployment Benefits?
1(3.7%)
You Realize That After The Bailout, The Government, Not The Bank, Owns Your House And Can Evict You If You Don't Obey, Right?
1(3.7%)
Do Your Elderly Relatives Have Any Diseases That Would Require Expensive Treatment At Government Expense? If So, How Much Do You Really Love Them?
0(0.0%)
If We Came For Your Guns Would We Have To Pry Them From Your Cold Dead Hands? Do You Keep Your Guns Loaded?
2(7.4%)
Have You Kissed A Girl? Did You Like It?
3(11.1%)
How Many Of Your Children Have Admitted They Are Gay?
0(0.0%)
Please Enter Your PIN Code And Banking Password Here.
4(14.8%)
Have You Ever Been Experienced?
0(0.0%)
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Deep Thoughts

The ATF currently costs the US government $1,105,772,000 a year.

Wouldn't that money be better spent teaching our children how to drunkenly use firearms while smoking?