March 31st, 2010

Writer's Block: Luddites unite!

Are you worried about where technology will lead us? Do you think it's possible that civilization may someday turn away from technology altogether for the betterment of humankind?


A representative of Skynet would like to discuss this with you in the privacy of your own home. Please be available at 3:30 p.m. on Friday. Don't worry, we've talked to your boss and cleared your schedule.

Sleepy Head

A lot of the Jezebel commentators are upset with a piece of sex advice given by Cosmo this month.

The piece of advice?

Start giving him a blow job while he's sleeping.

The reason the ladies are upset is that they feel that if their boyfriend is asleep he can't consent to receiving oral sex and that the magazine is advocating rape. After all, some of them say, if their boyfriend started eating them out when they were sleeping they'd feel "violated." Some of them would consider him a rapist.

Dudes, how do you feel about this? If you woke up in the middle of the night and a girl was blowing you would you be happy or upset? Would you ever be able to trust her again?

Poll #1545853 Sleepy Head

If A Girl Started Blowing You In Your Sleep How Would You Feel?

Awesome!
16(59.3%)
Violated!
0(0.0%)
It Would Be Fun But Nothing Special
4(14.8%)
It Would Be Weird But If She Wanted To I Wouldn't Stop Her
2(7.4%)
I'd Dump Her
0(0.0%)
I'd Know I'd Found True Love
2(7.4%)
I'd Report Her To The Cops For Sexual Assault
0(0.0%)
She Would Get The Best Flowers Ever That Afternoon
3(11.1%)