March 23rd, 2010

Weird Thing

One of the problems I have is that I often either tell Rome Girl things twice or not at all.

The reason is that when I'm away from her I have "conversations" with her in my head. Then I can never remember which conversations I had with her in real life and which ones were just in my brain.

Does this happen to anyone else?

Fun With Accents

I was hanging out with a friend of mine last night who speaks perfect English with a heavy southern French accent.

She was telling me about a new guy she's dating. He's Jewish and it's the first time she's seen a cut cock. She finds it prettier and thinks it smells better than normal EU cock. I'll take her word for it.

The amusing thing is that she's trying to learn a little bit about Judaism now. She's impressed that men are required to clothe, feed and provide good sex to their wives.

She also said "The Jews allow you to cheat!"

But, because of her accent it sounded like "The Jews allow you to shit!"

The bartender looked over and said: "I'm pretty sure most religions allow that."

Welcome New Friends!

I had a lot of people friending me today after andrewducker gave my health care poll a thumbs up and a link on his blog.

I want to welcome you all!

Anyway, I just figured I'd provide a few links to help you catch up so that future posts aren't confusing and also so you can find fun stuff.

First off, yes my name really is Bart Calendar. I'm not sure why, but that question pops up all the time. And, yes that really is me in the icon. Again, not sure why this question pops up all the time but it does.

Secondly, I've left the tags feature open, so feel free to tag any post with any tag you like.

If you like controversy check out the entries tagged lots of comments.

These are for entries that get 50 or more comments and are usually entries where either I said something to piss someone off or someone in the comments area started a flamefuck. Either way, they can be fun.

If you are curious as to how I ended up writing porn in the South of France check out How To Become A Drunk Ex Pat Writer.

You can find more information in the article that College Call Girl did about my job.

If you are a writer who suddenly because of the economy needs to freelance you might want to look at How To Ghostwrite E-Books.

E-Books are by far the easiest jobs to land online as a freelancer, but it helps to know how to do them.

Or if, like me, you are a total perve, check out any of the Porn items.

Also, if you scroll down the Tips For Drunks tag you'll find some tasty and easy to make recipes.
Have fun!

I can't wait to start reading your blogs!