March 21st, 2010

I Take It Back

You can level up in Final Fantasy XIII. It just starts giving you that ability slowly.

Very interesting.

So far, this is almost exactly what I wanted in this game.

The only downside is only being able to have direct control of the leader.

My Dream Job

Disney has decided that in the next sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean they will not hire any woman with fake breasts.

As part of that they are hiring people whose job it will be to inspect potential actresses breasts to see if they jiggle naturally.

I'm currently looking for references and writing my cover letter. I will motherfucking ace that job interview.

Disney HR Director: "So, Mr. Calendar, how long have you been interested in how breasts jiggle."

Me: "Sir, I can honestly say it's my life."