March 10th, 2010

Writer's Block: Kids or child-free?

Whether you've chosen to have children or live child-free, how and when did you (or will you) reach this decision? If you're in a relationship, did you (or will you) decide separately or together?

Um, I'm an alcoholic freelance writer with deep mental health issues who sits at home and writes gay porn and femdom kink books for profit.

No sane woman who wants children would touch my dick with a 10 foot pole, so it's really not an issue.


On one of the cuckold sites today there is a guy claiming to be a well endowed black dude.

His username is "horses_are_jealous."

It took me a minute to figure out what he was going for, but when I did I couldn't stop giggling.

How I Think The Writers Of Lost Work

"Hey, the audience keeps writing in asking us to explain shit!"

"Yeah, but we haven't figured the shit out ourselves yet."

"Hey, I have an idea! Let's bring back a character they haven't seen in a while! Maybe then they won't notice!"

"Great idea!"

On The Other Hand

After a really slow start to the season, 24 is actually getting good again.

It's like the writers suddenly remembered that the show only rocks when Jack is in "I Am An Evil Psychopath Who Will Torture You And Your Entire Family" mode and that it drags when Jack is in "I'm an existential victim of fate who would like to atone for my sins" mode.