February 28th, 2010

Arrg!

I keep killing Jennings in Saw because I can't fucking figure out how the gears work!

Damn, you Jigsaw! Damn you!

Dirty Rock Trivia

Ok. Enough Saw for the day.

Time for another round of rock trivia. This time, I'm using all dirty filthy lyrics. Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to name the song and the artist. This time around it's fairly easy.

1. You ain't seen nothing til you are down on a muffin.

2. I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat. I rammed my cock right down his throat.

3. Make the juice run down my leg.

4. I'm gonna paint his town red and paint his wife white.

5. I'll hit you like a truck. I'll give you love. I'll teach you how to fuck.

6. I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she (Christina Aguilera) gave head to first.

7. I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.

8. I stain my sheets, I don't even know why.

9. Rape me.

10. She never lost her head, even when she was giving head.