February 24th, 2010

Writer's Block: Ten years to the day

What do you expect to be doing ten years from today, and where do you hope to be living?

Ruling Honduras and partying with Chavez and the Castro sons while taking money under the table from the CIA. I figure I'll make a deal with them where my boys will take out the annoying leaders of protest groups and new political movements in America and the Langely boys will return the favor in my country, so we cover each other's asses.


Lingerie model runs one of world's largest drug gangs, according to police.

An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using them to move drugs to Europe and North America.

Many of these women are believed to be other lingerie and glamour models who compete in international beauty pageants, whom Valencia describes as "unsuspicious, beautiful angels".

She is thought to be on the run somewhere in either Mexico or Argentina. Her drug syndicate was exposed in December last year after a 21-year-old blew the whistle after being caught with 55kg of cocaine at Buenos Aires airport.


Talking To Rome Girl

The Scene: Sitting at my computer when my phone tells me I got a text message.

"Um," I said. "I think this text from Allison is meant for you."

"How do you know," Rome Girl asked.

"Well," I said. "The first sentence is 'Good idea' and no female has ever sent that phrase to me before."