February 21st, 2010

From The Freelance Job Boards

Project Description:

I am seeking an expert and seasoned grant writer who can write a grant application/request which will be submitted to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation that will ensure that I receive $50 million.

Budget: Less than $500.

Writer's Block: Arts v. smarts

Given the choice, would you prefer to be a world-class (visual or performing) artist or an intellectual genius? Which, in your opinion, would facilitate a more fulfilling career and social life?


All I want is to rule Honduras with an iron fist. As part of that I'd execute all the artists and intellectuals. Except the strippers. Even the smart strippers would be allowed to live.