February 13th, 2010

And So It Begins

Night one of Birthday Weekend was fun. The Elder Half Of Woody Allen Film Reference has minor surgery scheduled for Sunday which means she can't come out tonight or tomorrow - so she turned up last night with her sister.

The three of us pounded drinks until about 1 a.m. Good times.

Rome Girl finally got her MAC back on Friday and they took 30 euros off the repair bill (effectively giving her Snow Leopard for free.) The reason it took so long is that they had to order a QWERTY keyboard from the UK so she wouldn't be stuck with a weirdo French one.

She says it runs much faster now. I told her I'll be impressed when they install a Calico operating system. This morning her new digital camera also arrived in the mail, so she's a happy camper.

Now, tonight the real partying starts. Come one, come all and help support the Drunken Birthday Bash.

So Romantic

In anticipation of Valentine's Day, British men have been buying underwear that makes their dick look bigger than it is in record numbers.

Because, you know, she'll be so impressed with you when you get naked and she realizes your dick is half the size she expected.


Valentine's Day

Roger Ebert's description of the movie "Valentine's Day" made me laugh out loud:

"Valentine's Day" is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date."

Bad TV Week

Ok, this week's episodes of 24 and Lost totally and completely sucked.

How an hour of television involving both Kiefer Sutherland and Sark can suck really astounds me. And, the makers of Lost have to start giving us answers instead of more fucking questions. And, I'm really bored of Sayid.

Now, I find out that because of the Olympics they didn't air a new episode of Caprica last night. Which is ridiculous, because guess what people like me who hate sports tend to like - sci-fi shit and pretty girls, which is what Caprica delivers in spades.