January 4th, 2010

Before Ashton

The shock of this link isn't that it reminded me that Demi Moore dabbled in porn photo shoots for Oui and Playboy back before she became a movie star.

It's that I'd forgotten what female pubic hair looked like in porn in the early 80s. I mean, I remembered that there was more of it than today, but I'd forgotten just how MUCH more of it was considered normal in a porn shoot.

It also makes it fairly clear that somewhere along the way she got a boob job.

Prepare Your Outrage Now

The Internet dating site, Beautiful People, canceled the memberships of 5,000 people because they put on a few pounds over the holidays.

According to BeautifulPeople.com, ''vigilant members'' called for drastic action after users posted photos of themselves celebrating Christmas and the New Year - revealing they had ''let themselves go''.

Robert Hintze, founder of BeautifulPeople.com, said: ''As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld.

''Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.''

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Because, you know, clearly, all skinny people are beautiful and it's impossible for chubby people to be attractive.