December 27th, 2008


Rome Girl is going to Paris tomorrow to hang out with her gay cousin for a few days.

I think they are secretly fraternal twins.

Seriously, same height, same hair, same nose, same eyes. From what I can tell only the chest and (presumably) the groins are different.

I'd go, but he looks exactly like a gay male version of her and when I hang out with them I always feel like people think I'm a bi dude with a serious incest fetish.